Q & A

Why are you attracted to me?

I don’t know, there’s just something about you?

Is it because I have a good job?

Honey, I make more money than you do.

Maybe it’s because I’m a Taurus and you’re a Virgo?

I hardly believe in astrology.

Is it my portrayed innocence?

You seduced me.

Maybe it’s my smile then?

Your teeth are stained yellow from coffee and cigarettes

Possibly my sense of humor?

Knock-Knock jokes are overrated.

Is it the glisten in my eyes?

Your allergies are so bad, all I see is red.

I bet it’s how cute I look when I fall asleep next to you.

You snore.

Well, then it had to be my radiance when you first laid eyes on me?

You were so drunk you could barely stand.

Then what is it?

Can I ask you a question?

Of course…

What do you like about me?